Lady Porcelaine

Kloun

2.0

UNHINGED.

From the moment we walked in, we were lowkey bullied by the restaurant's owner, a self styled pastel girl-boss with a brigerton-coded control kink.

After being scolded pretty intensely to clean our shoes, we were handed out tea hats (mandatory), then whisked away to do a photoshoot (also mandatory). We were instructed to use a china bell to ring, & were refused service if we didn't.

The tea that we were served (without having been given any choice btw) was a pot of blue herbal mix that sort of felt like drinking warm, musky Gatorade, followed by a second pot of a very mid earl grey (no milk, don't even ask).

The sandwiches, scones, etc were quite nice, but not giving in quality/freshness. This is because, as our hostess described to us IN DETAIL, they order in every item from other suppliers. While she obviously thinks these partnerships are a huge flex, they really can't compare to fresh food made in-house.

With the strange service & lack luster beverage / food, the value of the experience should be in the'immersive' atmosphere, but what looks cute & extra in photos is nothing short of DERANGED in person. Hundreds of cheap ribbons & dollar store fake flowers are literally GLUE GUNNED all over the walls, light fixtures, even the air conditioner. The cold overhead lighting (bright enough to light up a crime scene), & cheap table linen (microplastics!) were not selling luxury. The website promises to'suspend time in a porcelain universe of well-being in pastel shades' (red flag in retrospect) but in reality it feels like the result of an adderall-fulled temu-bender.

I can get behind a weird experience, so I wasn't even mad at all this until I paid my bill. Tax & tip included, I spent Seventy. Seven. Dollars. at this establishment. For just myself. That is the price of an actually good high end tea, like the Queen Elizabeth or The Ritz Carleton; where the narcissist vibes owner is not using you as a sim in her bridgerton inspired vanity project.

Unless paying a substantial sum to be talked down to in cringe victorian cosplay is your thing, I'd recommend passing on Lady porcelaine.

Jan 9, 2026

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Jessica

5.0

Incredible tea house. Exceptional service & staff.
This is not just high tea, it's an experience. & very much tailored to you feeling the special feeling of high tea!

I do wish we could choose more teas, but the tea that comes with the service is delicious. The food is delicious. The decor & atmosphere are unique & remarkable - no other tea place like this.

I HIGHLY recommend this for whatever event you need it - they have small rooms for birthdays/showers.

You must go!

Nov 27, 2025

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Angelo

5.0

Lady Porcelaine was amazing!!!
Great Host! An unforgettable experience for sure! I recommend it to everyone. I brought my daughter for her birthday & she loved it & was in love an in aww. Everything was thought of for a very good experience!

Nov 8, 2025

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Louisa

5.0

This was such a wonderful experience. The whole atmosphere of the place was so welcoming & the staff were super lovely. The teas & treats were very tasty too. Highly recommend for an afternoon tea experience!

Nov 1, 2025

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Krystyna

5.0

I took my boyfriend there for his birthday & we both loved it. It is more than just an English high tea, it is an unforgettable adventure into a whimsical world filled with beautiful objects & delicious food, where everything has a story.

When we entered, we could choose from a variety of fun vintage-style headdresses: there were even crowns for people celebrating birthdays. The waitress took plenty of cool pictures of us & let us pick the tea cups which'spoke to us' from a giant cupboard.

We got 2 teapots of tea in turn. Both were really good but I especially enjoyed the first pot, which was blue & a bit sweet (thanks to Ontario ice wine). The food was amazing: all sourced from small local businesses.

My boyfriend got to write a letter to himself, which will be posted by the owner in a few months. I didn't expect so many extra attractions. I highly recommend this place for any special occasion but especially for birthdays.

Oct 2, 2025

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Val

5.0

On y est allé pour mon bachelorette & on a adoré! Une super expérience avec un personnel gentil, attachant & impliqué. Multiples choix de thé & de bouchées dans un décor digne de compte de fée. Je les recommande!

Aug 3, 2025

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Isabelle

5.0

Had a wonderful afternoon high tea, food & tea were delicious. Staff were very helpful & the decor to die for! Definitely recommend a visit!

Jun 8, 2025

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Marina

5.0

Lady Porcelaine est une charmante maison de thé qui nous transporte tout droit dans l'élégance des palais anglais, où l'heure du thé est un véritable rituel, à la fois sacré & délicieux. La décoration intérieure est tout simplement féerique : les pots en porcelaine, les meubles raffinés & chaque petit détail émerveillent dès l'entrée. Leur concept est unique & leur menu est extrêmement varié, avec de nombreuses options végétariennes, ce qui plaira à tous les goûts. La propriétaire, Jennifer, est incroyablement sympathique, chaleureuse & souriante. Elle accueille chaque client avec patience & prend le temps d'expliquer les différentes options, ce qui donne vraiment envie de vivre cette belle expérience. Les employées sont également très gentilles & contribuent à rendre l'ambiance encore plus agréable. Petit plus : Jennifer est aussi l'auteure d'un livre intitulé Lady Porcelaine, qui porte le même nom que son salon de thé➡? un bel hommage à son univers. Je recommande vivement cette adresse magique & unique !

May 8, 2025

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Sekhmet

5.0

Superbe expérience de thé & grignotines, dans un décor dantastique & une ambiance relaxante proprice aux conversations. Je recommande!

Apr 12, 2025

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Klio

5.0

Amazing experience at Lady Porcelaine. It is everything that it claims to be & more. The service was impeccable, the decor is beautiful, the food & tea was so delicious & the employees & owner are all god sent. We felt so welcomed & appreciated. They explain every detail to you about the old days & how they did tea time back then. It feels like you're living a childhood dream! They also have amazing prompts for awesome instagram pictures! We went for my birthday & they even personalized our experience to celebrate the event! Would 100% recommend.

Apr 8, 2025

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Lise

5.0

Inoubliable,exceptionnel.
Dès notre arrivée le temps s'arrête, nous sommes pris en charge par le personnel. Rien n'est laissé au hasard l'accueil,décor, accessoires. Je ne vous décrit pas le tout car comme moi vous devez être agréablement surpris tout au long de votre présence chez Lady Porcelaine. L'originalité, la propreté un salon de thé «  haut de gamme ». N'hésitez pas une séance de « tasséomancie » & tarot avec Patricia un excellent complément à votre visite. Nous sommes privilégiés d'avoir un établissement qui offre tout ça à Montréal. Mon résumé n'est pas excessif mais subjugué. Bon succès Madame Jennifer & longue vie à votre équipe & vos projets à venir.
Suggestion/recommandation= excellent cadeau à offrir pour : une mère, une amoureuse, une fille, une soeur, une petite fille

Mar 9, 2025

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Mathieu

5.0

Une place superbe où nous sommes vraiment bien accueillis ! Je recommande chaudement.

Feb 20, 2025

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Vero

5.0

J'ai offert une séance de thé chez Lady Porcelaine à ma mère & ma fille & elle ont a-do-ré leur expérience. Le décor est enchanteur & l'hôtesse offre un accueil intime & chaleureux. Tous les détails sont peaufinés, que ce soit dans la décoration, les accessoires & les mignardises. Je recommande chaudement cette sortie!

Jan 1, 2025

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Lina

5.0

I celebrated my birthday at Lady Porcelaine, & we had an amazing experience. From the moment you walk in, you are transported into the most amazing atmosphere. There is so much to look at, so many meticulous details... you can tell that a lot of love & passion went into this place. The owner was so accommodating & welcoming, we felt right at home. Impeccable service, delicious food & teas, & many lovely, fun surprises. 100% recommend if you're a tea lover & looking for a unique experience.

Dec 1, 2024

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Jane

5.0

absolutely incredible. had a spiritual awakening. tea is heavenly, ambiance is deeply soothing, decor is cute as hell, service is top tier i feel like i'm at my friend's house party except it's fancy & the food is a godsend. highly recommend, although you might want to dress victorian british when going, makes you fit the decor bette

Oct 27, 2024

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Jonathan

5.0

Un moment unique hors du temps. Pendant l'espace d'un instant on découvre bienséance & développement personnel. De plus on participe aux développements local en soutenant de nombreuse entreprise du coin. Je recommande fortement

Oct 14, 2024

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C.

5.0

Superbe expérience je recommande vivement !

Oct 13, 2024

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Jimmy

5.0

Une expérience à couper le souffle! Rien que depuis l'extérieur nous pouvons apercevoir l'atmosphère colorée qui se dégage, ondes positives, service agréable tout est fait pour passer un moment inoubliable. Nous sommes arrivés spontanément espérant avoir une place & nous avons eu beaucoup de chance certaines réservations ont été annulées à la dernière minute & grâce ces gens nous avons pus profiter de ces décors doux, Rose & Blanc, des moulures des murs au plafond, une collection de porcelaine avec une histoire pour chacune des tasses, teillères. Le thé est incroyable que des produits locaux, & un plateau tea time complet avec des produits frais préparés avec soin. Je recommande pour une session de tranquillité. Merci Lady Porcelaine les gens doivent le savoir, vous êtes incroyable.

Oct 7, 2024

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Hannah

5.0

What sets this place apart from other afternoon tea experiences? -The owner is warm & so knowledgeable about afternoon tea customs/traditions & can answer any & all questions about the service. -They have REAL clotted cream with their scones -They curate 3 different teas that you enjoy with each tier of food. Unlike most places where you choose 1 tea for the whole thing. -You can feel the passion & love that went into every single detail & decoration -You can choose your own fine china teacup from among hundreds of vintage ones. -You are welcomed to try on fascinators to elevate the experience for full immersion -everything they serve is from local businesses All around 5 star experience & would definitely recommend!

Sep 30, 2024

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Laurence

5.0

Quelle belle expérience! Nos attentes ont été dépassées! Nous avons été pour un bachelorette. L'ambiance de l'endroit est incroyable. Chaque détails a été pensé & décoré. La propriétaire nous a accompagné tout au long de l'expérience pour prendre de magnifiques photos dans son décor, expliquer le thé & les bouchées (délicieuses en passant) & rendre notre journée mémorable. Je recommande fortement & sera assurément de retour! Merci Jennifer & ton équipe 💕

Aug 25, 2024

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