Lady Porcelaine

Kloun

2.0

UNHINGED.

From the moment we walked in, we were lowkey bullied by the restaurant's owner, a self styled pastel girl-boss with a brigerton-coded control kink.

After being scolded pretty intensely to clean our shoes, we were handed out tea hats (mandatory), then whisked away to do a photoshoot (also mandatory). We were instructed to use a china bell to ring, & were refused service if we didn't.

The tea that we were served (without having been given any choice btw) was a pot of blue herbal mix that sort of felt like drinking warm, musky Gatorade, followed by a second pot of a very mid earl grey (no milk, don't even ask).

The sandwiches, scones, etc were quite nice, but not giving in quality/freshness. This is because, as our hostess described to us IN DETAIL, they order in every item from other suppliers. While she obviously thinks these partnerships are a huge flex, they really can't compare to fresh food made in-house.

With the strange service & lack luster beverage / food, the value of the experience should be in the'immersive' atmosphere, but what looks cute & extra in photos is nothing short of DERANGED in person. Hundreds of cheap ribbons & dollar store fake flowers are literally GLUE GUNNED all over the walls, light fixtures, even the air conditioner. The cold overhead lighting (bright enough to light up a crime scene), & cheap table linen (microplastics!) were not selling luxury. The website promises to'suspend time in a porcelain universe of well-being in pastel shades' (red flag in retrospect) but in reality it feels like the result of an adderall-fulled temu-bender.

I can get behind a weird experience, so I wasn't even mad at all this until I paid my bill. Tax & tip included, I spent Seventy. Seven. Dollars. at this establishment. For just myself. That is the price of an actually good high end tea, like the Queen Elizabeth or The Ritz Carleton; where the narcissist vibes owner is not using you as a sim in her bridgerton inspired vanity project.

Unless paying a substantial sum to be talked down to in cringe victorian cosplay is your thing, I'd recommend passing on Lady porcelaine.

9 janv. 2026

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Louise

5.0

L'endroit est absolument charmant, tout en rose & très Anglais!
La proprio nous explique les coutumes & le cérémonial du thé. C'est une expérience à vivre absolument si on aime goûter à des thés différents en plus des sandwiches au concombre, scones &'clotted cream'. Tout est bon & beau servi dans rien d'autre que de la porcelaine! On y retourne absolument!

21 déc. 2025

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Nao

5.0

I love this place, it's a super fun experience.

The food is locally sourced & the tea is sooo yummy!!! the owner & employees are so sweet & nice I will definitely go again!
For food options I love that they have options for everyone.
The tea sets were soooo cute & the whole experience was really worth it :D
The scones were really really good especially with the real clotted cream

12 août 2025

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Claudine

4.0

Exubérant, rose, chaleureux, rose, envahissant, rose, rigolo, rose, enthousiaste, pas reposant, rose... Lady Porcelaine ne peut laisser indifférent.

C'est une expérience hors du commun, qui plaira aux amateurs de'cuteness' prêts à jouer le rôle. D'ailleurs, pour en profiter pleinement, amusez-vous à mettre robe (fleurie...) ou redingote d'une autre époque!

La décoration ne laisse aucun répit à l'oeil, jusque dans la magnifique toilette. La collection de porcelaines & l'énergie exubérante de Jennifer, la propriétaire, impressionnent.

Dès l'arrivée - attention il faut réserver - on vous prend en charge pour une session de photographie après vous avoir installé un bibi sur la tête. Puis on vous offre de l'eau tellement exceptionnelle que vos rêves se réaliseront pour peu que vous les écriviez sur la bouteille (ah bon?). Une diseuse de bonne aventure ($), ou'tassomancienne', peut vois aider à y voir plus clair...

Arrivent ensuite le thé & la nourriture. Cette dernière, joliment présentée, est plutôt bonne & fait hommage aux producteurs du Québec. Bouchées salées, scones, bouchées sucrées sont presque toutes faites à l'extérieur pour que Lady Porcelaine se concentre sur l'animation de l'expérience.

Je suis repartie repue d'émotions contradictoires de chez Lady Porcelaine, mais quand même bien contente de mon expérience.

6 juil. 2025

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Steph

5.0

I went there for the first time with my friends yesterday afternoon & the experience made my tea party dreams come true! Thanks to some of my best friends for recommending this! ✨🎀

It felt like we were stepping inside an episode of Bridgerton & everything was so beautiful inside, especially the porcelain plates & tea cups! 😍

The staff was very sweet, entertaining & knowledgeable about afternoon tea etiquette. If you have any food allergies, they are very kind to adjust the menu to your needs. 🙏👌Not to mention, we got to try on & wear those pretty clip on hair accessories the whole time & even have a pictorial session with cute props. 💁📸
I also enjoyed the tasseomancy experience with Tricia! Reading was very spot on & truly needed. 💯🙏
The food & teas were delicious! My faves were the quiche & scones with cream & jam as well as the blue tea. 🤤

If you're looking for a fun afternoon tea experience with your friends, please check out this gem on St-Denis! 💎🍵

22 juin 2025

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Edda

5.0

A truly delightful experience with knowledgeable, kind & attentive hosts, the cutest china, fun props & the best scones!

27 janv. 2025

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Jester

5.0

This is actually the most lovely spot I've ever visited in Montréal. It was my second afternoon tea experience, though my first time here, & I cannot express how blown away I was. All the workers are so obviously dedicated to their jobs & it makes the experience so lovely! The owner is so kind & really puts in effort to make the experience as welcoming & pleasant as possible. It's impossible to put into words how pretty the interior is. If you're a fan of pink, you might have a heart attack. Every inch of this building is so meticulously arranged & detailed. Visiting this place makes you feel like a true princess. Obviously, the tea is great. I'm not sure if they regularly change which teas they serve (I had butterfly pea tea & earl grey), but as someone who is a total tea-addict, I thought they were great. Not oversteeped or bitter! & it came with adorable little heart-shaped sugar "cubes" (hearts?). The food is also incredible. It's so nice how the staff explains the intended order in which you should eat the things; it really allows you to get the most of your experience. The scones here were so incredible (coming from someone who HATES scones); I could've eaten 10 of them. They come from Gryffon Bakery I believe. It's nice how they support local businesses as well. I could go on for even longer, but honestly, you should just come visit this place to experience it for yourself.

27 oct. 2024

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Julien

5.0

Lorsque on passe la porte du Lady Porcelaine, le temps s'arrête. N'y allez pas seulement pour les porcelaines qui s'exposent dans chaque recoin, ni la qualité des thés savamment sélectionnés par nos hôtes, ni la douceur des scones & des pâtisseries locales... Allez-y pour l'expérience & laissez-vous emportez. Si comme moi, vous n'êtes pas un initié à ce genre de « afternoon tea », encore mieux. Vous aurez l'impression de rêver, d'être dans un autre monde. & rien que se rendre à la salle de bain devient un voyage. L'accueil & le service sont à l'image du lieu: colorés, joyeux, chaleureux, avec un soupçon de folie!

13 oct. 2024

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A.

5.0

Nous sommes venus à 2 sans réservation le dimanche 6 octobre vers 15h30 & nous avons été super bien accueillis par Jennifer, son mari & sa serveuse ! Le cadre est magnifique, les décorations féeriques & dépaysantes! Une vraie parenthèse avec le monde extérieur & ça fait du bien!! Moi qui suis plutôt difficile niveau nourriture, j'ai adoré les petits sandwichs au concombre & la terrine de bettrave. Mention spéciale aussi pour le scone avec la crème & la confiture de framboise, je pourrai en manger tous les jours ! Les produits sont bons & frais! Un endroit à tester entre amies ou en couple, vous passerez un merveilleux moment. L'accueil, la nourriture, le décor, tous est réunis pour vous faire apprécier le moment présent. Allez-y les yeux fermés ! Nous on reviendra à coup sur !😁

7 oct. 2024

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Hannah

5.0

What sets this place apart from other afternoon tea experiences? -The owner is warm & so knowledgeable about afternoon tea customs/traditions & can answer any & all questions about the service. -They have REAL clotted cream with their scones -They curate 3 different teas that you enjoy with each tier of food. Unlike most places where you choose 1 tea for the whole thing. -You can feel the passion & love that went into every single detail & decoration -You can choose your own fine china teacup from among hundreds of vintage ones. -You are welcomed to try on fascinators to elevate the experience for full immersion -everything they serve is from local businesses All around 5 star experience & would definitely recommend!

30 sept. 2024

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Duc

5.0

Just had the most decadent Afternoon Tea at Lady Porcelaine's Tea House! 🍰☕ From Les thés Fuji & Lady T's tea expertise to the cucumber sandwiches that could make the Queen jealous, & let's not forget chef's choice verrine from Miss Sushi, delicious quiches by Carrément Tarte, both classic & sweet scones, a zesty lemon tartlet from Miles Gâteaux, a delicate macaron from Point G, Gastronomia DCM's strawberry donuts, & melt-in-your-mouth caramel chocolate from Juliette & Chocolat. I'm basically living in a foodie fairytale! 🧁🍓 #TeaHouseTreasures #IndulgenceOverload #LadyPorcelainesDelights

20 avr. 2024

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