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Great place…super clean…super fun…great shows.! Great sound..
Salle de spectacle intime avec une excellente sonorisation
Super, j'ai adoré cet endroit! Je le recommande fortement.
I didn't go there for the food. We saw a show last night & it was so much fun even though it was very busy staff was very friendly
Food is nothing special. Service was good. Typical pub food. Nice venue + atmosphere.
Avant le spectacle, sous nos pieds,
Parfait en tous points
So I was on a quest for this legendary drink, the'Golden Idol.' Supposedly it gives you this feeling of like, total bliss if your brave enough to drink it, & it led me to a place that people only talk about in whispers: The Serpent's Kiss.
Getting there was a whole thing. I had to cross the Îles aux tourtes bridge over a treacherous river, & then fight through the downtown Saint Lazare jungle where honking cars are like the war cries of some forgotten tribe.
The entrance was super low-key, just this little carving of a snake eating its own tail. Inside, the air was thick with the smell of spices & old booze, it was really cool. The lighting was all moody & made these long shadows dance on the walls, & they had artifacts from all over the place. I was half expecting a poison dart to shoot out of the wall or something. Behind the bar was this guy who could only be the high priest of the place, he had a grizzled beard & these eyes that looked like they'd seen a thousand happy hours. He was polishing a glass like it was a sacred relic.
'I seek the Golden Idol,' I said, my voice was barely a whisper.
The bartenders eyes narrowed.'Many have sought it,' he rumbled, his voice like rocks grinding together.'Few have been worthy.' He then gave me a bunch of trials. First, I had to figure out a menu full of riddles. Then I had to pick the right glass from a whole bunch of chalices & goblets & tiki mugs. Any one of them could have been like, a poison cup or something. I chose… wisely.
Making the drink was a whole ritual. The bartender moved with this real precise, almost mystical grace, he was combining rare liquors from unlabeled bottles & muttering stuff in a language I didn't know, & garnishing it with a plant I'm pretty sure is extinct. The final thing was this glowing, golden drink that practically hummed with its own energy.
I took a sip. Woww. The world just dissolved into flavor. It was like they opened the Ark of the Covenant, but instead of melting my face off it just melted away all my anxiety. I felt total euphoria, invincible even. I understood the secrets of the universe, I probably could have outrun that giant boulder..But the moment didnt last long. Out of the corner of my eye I see this other adventurer dude, wearing a cheap fedora, eyeing my drink with some serious jealousy. I knew I had to get out of there. I grabbed my precious drink & made a run for it, dodging a flying peanut & just barely missing a swinging light. I burst out into the night with the taste of victory & aged rum on my lips.
The Serpent's Kiss is not for the faint of heart, its a perilous journey. But for those brave enough to face the trials, the reward is definately worth it. Five stars. Just make sure you bring a whip.
place plus que parfait nourriture prix & personnel très accueillant
Présent pour le show de Matt Lang donc l'ambiance était très bonne
Une bonne bouffe & une bonne bière avant un bon spectacle.
I went there for the first time for the English Comedy Show. I had to go upstairs to order my food & bring it to my table myself. I had the bambam shrimp with added fries. The shrimp were excellent. Nice, light crispy breading in a mildly spicy sauce. I took the 8 portion of shrimp. They were large & perfectly cooked. The fries were OK, but dry & only just warm. I think they were sitting around for a while. There was no table service for drinks at the show. I had to go to the bar to order my drink. The show was pretty good. My personal opinion was that the opening acts were actually better than the headliner. My companions shared my opinion too. The MC was very good. Very entertaining show at a reasonable price. I would probably go back.
Toujours un plaisir cet endroit, personnel souriant, accueillant . Que de soit pour y manger & spectacle.
Très déçu on nous avais dit 20hr entrée mais le monde on rentre plus tôt les ecran passe haute fonctionne pas bien le show tres bon ce soir trop de monde pas assez de place les personne qui avait des place auraient du reste assie merci