A horrible dining experience. ..The faux Greek salad contained one paper-thin piece of feta cheese, and a grand total of three olives. The salmon? The portion was paltry, the texture, bone-dry (I.e. like it was overly-poached, rather than grilled), and the taste? Rancid. The waiter seemed resigned to the fact that the food sucked ("I know...a lot of customers complain"), all the while bringing us an overly robust bill. My advice? Stay clear of this culinary disaster.